The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

She: You waiting for something?

Me: Not something, someone.

She: Alright then.

Me: You

She: Sorry!

Me: You. I was waiting for someone like you to come and ask me if I was waiting for something.

She: Someone like me?

Me: Yes, I think.

She: Alright then.

Me: Can you drop me somewhere, on your way?

She: You want to get dropped or picked? On my way – are you sure? My way can be complicated.

Me: Alright then.

She: Alright, hop in, and next time don’t imitate me.

Me: Pretty face.

She: Sorry!

Me: You have a pretty face. Don’t be sorry about it.

She: We just met.

Me: Doesn’t change the fact, does it?

She: You don’t know me, about me.

Me: The lesser I know the better.

She: You’re flirting now.

Me: Isn’t that allowed?

She: Allowed?

Me: Yes, I’m hitchhiking for the first time.

She: Yes, it’s not allowed.

Me: It’s sounding boring now.

She: Well, were you looking for something interesting?

Me: I don’t know but not something boring for sure.

She: Well, the rules don’t mention anything about it being interesting or not.

Me: I thought there were no rules.

She: There always are. I can say what I want but you can’t; I can do what I want but you can’t.

Me: And you call that fair?

She: I call fair boring.

Me: Alright then.

She: I told you not to.

Me: Ah yes, you can say what you want, but I can’t.

She: You can break rules though.

Me: Really?

She: Well, it’s not allowed though.

Me: Why are you like this?

She: I guess because you are like this.

Me: You’re flirting now.

She: I’m allowed to.

Me: Show me the rule book.

She: It’s not complete. I write it as I go along.

Me: Why are we stopping?

She: Because somewhere it has to stop.

Me: Why? This is not making sense.

She: Did you think it would?

Me: I didn’t think anything.

She: Then don’t think now.

Me: But we haven’t reached.

She: We weren’t meant to; we were only travelling for a while.

Me: So, you’re dropping me.

She: Well, you wanted to be.

Me: It doesn’t feel good.

She: You can hitchhike again from here.

Me: But I’m still learning.

She: Here, you can have this.

Me: What’s this?

She: The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

Me: Will I ever see you again.

She: Well, never say never. Alright then.